10. Two for one Wednesdays at the Parkway.
9. While my eyes do have a blue sparkle to them, gazing into them in the mirror doesn't have quite the right effect.
8. I keep on tying myself at Scrabble.
7. Despite what some may say, sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and giving yourself a "stranger" isn't terribly convincing.
6. There's this uncomfortable zit on my back I just can't seem to reach.
5. I think my body pillow's starting to feel a bit abused.
4. There's something a little creepy about a candle lit dinner for one.
3. Dirty texting's not quite the same with my guy friends. For some reason, they've stopped calling me.
2. Picking out all of my own clothes is exhausting.
1. People keep telling me about this happiness and fulfillment thing. I'm pretty sure they're lying, but it may be worth a shot.
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4 comments:
i'll totally get that zit for you... you know i would... :)
I don't get it.
What's a "Stranger?"
i dunno... you've certainly turned gary on to the texting thing. or is it that you just turned him on?
new post time!!!!
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